Quotes

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
-Woody Allen

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
-Dave Barry

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
-Charlie Brown