An unheard evil...

Lober, in his genius, decided to shed light on the potential for evil that resides in clowns. Personally, I believe clowns are just more misguided than the average individual and their potential for evil lies in the fact that their minds have been relieved of all boundaries in an attempt to entertain the youth to its full potential. However, Lober overlooked one of the most dangerous oponents of law, order, sanity, fashion, and cosmetics: MIMES.
If the mimes decided to take over, we would not even be able to see the weapons they were using. Perhaps you buy kevlar to protect against the mime invasion, then the mime switches to a crossbow, then what? I'll tell you what, you die, and most embarrasing of all no one else sees the arrow in your chest so they think you're just being lame and sleeping on the ground with a kevlar vest on. These beings not only match clowns in their mental capacity for chaos and (for lack of a better term) weirdness, they have an infinite arsenal limited only by their creativity (like Kyle Rayner the newest Green Lantern). The government should publish a new color code on the terrorist watch alert, black/white striped. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Quote of the day:
"Yvan eht nioj? Why that's just one of those silly phrases that don't make sense. Like 'abracadabra' and 'give peace a chance'."
-Homer Simpson