Quotes
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
-Woody Allen
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
-Dave Barry
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
-Charlie Brown
-Woody Allen
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
-Dave Barry
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
-Charlie Brown
posted by Thomas @ 6:23 PM
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At 8:06 PM ,
Maxwell said...
"I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
-Woody Allen
"Go, and never darken my towels again!"
-Groucho Marx
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